The Creation Myth
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that humans
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and the human broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litter box.
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that humans
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and the human broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litter box.
