He steals your bed
Slaps you if you get in the way
Runs Up huge phone bills
Hes a messy eater
He breaks his toys...
then has the cheek to play all innocent..
hes a Nosey neighbour..
Insults you, insisting you stink
He lays in wait for you to fall over him
Hes missing a few brain cells...
Is to lazy 2 move for ball so shouts at you to do it
tries to disguise himself as a turtle when hes been naughty
Likes to play hi 5 at the most inconveniant times
When you tell him to talk to the hand he gets very annoyed
But according to Henry
I haz Flavor