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The Washington Post's Style invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas rom penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a totally serious bummer.

11. Glibido: All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

...and the pick of the literature:

15. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an @$$hole.
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They're good!
post #5 of 12
Those were hilarious!!! I especially like the last two- I've encountered those demonic bugs before, as well as 'those kind' of people
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I love them!
post #7 of 12
very funny!
post #8 of 12
note to self: do not read jokes on cat site while drinking... may cause nasal inhalation of liquid while hysterically laughing...
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Ha Ha That was great!
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Thanks!! Gonna have to share that one with Craig-o.
post #11 of 12
Those were so funny, do u create them all??
post #12 of 12
DDDuuuuhhhhhh, .......the winners form washington poll, I was to busy laughing!!!!
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