In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" - they are simply "verbally
superfluous." No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this to the many activities of our cats:
- My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator.
- My cat does not break things ... he helps gravity do its job.
- My cat does not fear dogs ... he is merely a sprint practice tool.
- My cat does not gobble ... he eats with alacrity.
- My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
- My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.
- My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... he is a hair relocation stylist.
- My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... he enjoys the proximity of food.
- My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator.
- My cat is not a chatterbox ... he is advising me on what to do next.
- My cat is not a dope addict ... he is catnip appreciative.
- My cat is not a lap fungus ... he is bed selective.
- My cat is not a pest ... he is attention deprived.
- My cat is not a ruthless hunter ... he is a wildlife control expert.
- My cat is not evil ... he is badness enhanced.
- My cat is not fat ... he is mass enhanced.
- My cat is not hydrophobic ... he has an inability to appreciate moisture.
- My cat is not lazy ... he is motivationally challenged.
- My cat is not underfoot ... he is herding me to my next destination (the food dish).
superfluous." No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this to the many activities of our cats:
- My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator.
- My cat does not break things ... he helps gravity do its job.
- My cat does not fear dogs ... he is merely a sprint practice tool.
- My cat does not gobble ... he eats with alacrity.
- My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
- My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.
- My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... he is a hair relocation stylist.
- My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... he enjoys the proximity of food.
- My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator.
- My cat is not a chatterbox ... he is advising me on what to do next.
- My cat is not a dope addict ... he is catnip appreciative.
- My cat is not a lap fungus ... he is bed selective.
- My cat is not a pest ... he is attention deprived.
- My cat is not a ruthless hunter ... he is a wildlife control expert.
- My cat is not evil ... he is badness enhanced.
- My cat is not fat ... he is mass enhanced.
- My cat is not hydrophobic ... he has an inability to appreciate moisture.
- My cat is not lazy ... he is motivationally challenged.
- My cat is not underfoot ... he is herding me to my next destination (the food dish).
