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Some definitons

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* Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
* Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
* Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
* Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
* Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
* Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
* Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
* Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you try to play with them.
* Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
* Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
* Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
* Purrade: an organized march of cats.
* Purradise: the garden of Cats.
* Purramour: a cat lover.
* Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
* Purraphernalia: a cat's personal belongings.
* Purrch: any favored feline napping spot.
* Purrchase: anything bought for a cat.
* Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
* Purrgatory: a houseful of kittens.
* Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
* Purrpetual: everlasting feline love.
* Purrplex: a house with two or more cats.
* Purrson: a male kitten.
* Purrsuit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
* Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
* Tooraloorailurophobia: an irrational fear of Irish cats.
* Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
* Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.

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Thanks for sharing! How cute.
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I love the kitten definition! And I have a purrplex with 3 purrsons... given that situation I often suffer from purranoia
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Love 'em all! Thanks for sharing
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