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post #1 of 27
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but you wouldn't dare say to your SO!

For example: You're so needy! You weren't this needy when I got you.

Now your turn.
post #2 of 27
You can whinge, but your whinging is so sweet
post #3 of 27
They may not understand English, but I still tell them ,everyday, that I love them.
Linda
post #4 of 27
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Originally Posted by stampit3d View Post
They may not understand English, but I still tell them ,everyday, that I love them.
Linda
oh sure that may sound good..
but give them time, and fluffy the cat will be asking for HALF of everything.
post #5 of 27
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Another one:

Sit your fuzzy butt down right there! (I mean, I COULD say that to DH, but it wouldn't sound nearly as stern.)
post #6 of 27
I think you are an alien (we tell that to the little cat all the time )

I have found that the stuff they tell us is much more shocking that what we tell them.

They regularly accuse us of being starved and neglected - especially before mealtime
post #7 of 27
How about when I’m cleaning the litter and say in a baby voice “Oh, whos a smelly poo boy, oh! You’re a smelly poo boyâ€â€¦

Lol I guess I could say that to my boyfriend I don’t know how he would react .
post #8 of 27
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Originally Posted by silvionc View Post
How about when I’m cleaning the litter and say in a baby voice “Oh, whos a smelly poo boy, oh! You’re a smelly poo boyâ€â€¦
Love it!
post #9 of 27
Why are you two so cute?
post #10 of 27
Get your nose outta the cat's butt!
post #11 of 27
some of those are awesome and I would totally say to my SO


you have a fuzzy cat arse my little baby (If I told my SO that he might run far away lol)
post #12 of 27
Aww, look at that squishy, flappy belly...
post #13 of 27
Thread Starter 
My husband's coworker provided this gem: what happened to you? you used to be so cute.
post #14 of 27
Sheesh... after thinking it over, I've come to the conclusion that Clyde is my SO.
post #15 of 27
I love your chubby, fat belly. It's so snuggly and warm!

Also,

Licking your butt is not attractive, you know.

And,

Who's a hungry little piggy? C'mere Chubby!
post #16 of 27
How about this, "You have a poopy butt."
post #17 of 27
GET OFF ME!!! Opps, I DO say that to my hubby.
post #18 of 27
How about this one, which I used to say to a shaggy dog I had. "you're so ugly you're cute" I think if I told the boyfriend that I might have some problems
post #19 of 27
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Originally Posted by CarolPetunia View Post
Sheesh... after thinking it over, I've come to the conclusion that Clyde is my SO.
Hades is my boyfriend

how bout this one: Hold still! I just wanna get that booger out of your nose
post #20 of 27
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Originally Posted by katiemae1277 View Post
Hades is my boyfriend

how bout this one: Hold still! I just wanna get that booger out of your nose
Oh Katie,
post #21 of 27
"Stop humping you brother!!!!!"

( Directed at Whiskey most of the time for trying to violate Fosters They're both neutered- it's not a sexual thing, it's a dominance thing- but still undesirable none the less!!!)
post #22 of 27
How about, Maggie don't you feel Jazz's cold nose on your bum? Ewww Jazz, get your nose out of there .
post #23 of 27


How about "aww you're so cute and little I just wanna squish you!"
Don't think DH would be too impressed to hear that!
post #24 of 27
What a good girl! What a pretty little pussy girl (my Aunt called her cat Pussy Girl - so I grew up hearing that for the 23 years that Pussy Girl lived.) Momma loves her little girl.
post #25 of 27
"If you don't cut it out you are going in the kennel with the DOG!"

Though, that's more a threat to the dog...


Actually this has happened (on accident) and they just both fell asleep.
post #26 of 27
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Originally Posted by CarolPetunia View Post
Sheesh... after thinking it over, I've come to the conclusion that Clyde is my SO.
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Originally Posted by calico2222 View Post
GET OFF ME!!! Opps, I DO say that to my hubby.



OH MY!!
post #27 of 27
Thread Starter 
Here's a couple more:

Stop wiping your butt on the carpet!

Will you please come out from under the bed??

Why don't you sleep on my head anymore?

You stink! What did you roll in?
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