Things you can say to your pet...

theimp98

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Originally Posted by stampit3d

They may not understand English, but I still tell them ,everyday, that I love them.
Linda
oh sure that may sound good..
but give them time, and fluffy the cat will be asking for HALF of everything.
 
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Nuh uh...might give me away!
Another one:

Sit your fuzzy butt down right there! (I mean, I COULD say that to DH, but it wouldn't sound nearly as stern.)
 

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I think you are an alien (we tell that to the little cat all the time
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I have found that the stuff they tell us is much more shocking that what we tell them.

They regularly accuse us of being starved and neglected - especially before mealtime
 

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How about when Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m cleaning the litter and say in a baby voice “Oh, whos a smelly poo boy, oh! Youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re a smelly poo boyâ€â€¦

Lol I guess I could say that to my boyfriend I donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t know how he would react
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some of those are awesome and I would totally say to my SO



you have a fuzzy cat arse my little baby (If I told my SO that he might run far away lol)
 

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I love your chubby, fat belly. It's so snuggly and warm!

Also,

Licking your butt is not attractive, you know.

And,

Who's a hungry little piggy? C'mere Chubby!
 

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How about this one, which I used to say to a shaggy dog I had. "you're so ugly you're cute" I think if I told the boyfriend that I might have some problems
 

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Originally Posted by CarolPetunia

Sheesh... after thinking it over, I've come to the conclusion that Clyde is my SO.
Hades is my boyfriend


how bout this one: Hold still! I just wanna get that booger out of your nose
 
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