Good Morning...
Well, my day started off GREAT...actually I've not slept yet! I got the best news at 2:00 am....MAX'S MURDERER HAS BEEN formally charged with Felony Animal Cruelty and Brandishing a Weapon, and his trial date has tentatively been set for July 18, 2001!!! I haven't been able to sleep but....I have been able to drink coffee...I dont' know why I do this to myself...but, in lieu of my coffee addiction; I thought some of you may realte to this:
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN.....
* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
* You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
* The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
* Cocaine is a downer.
* You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's
Â:censor:Â:censor: not plugged in.
* Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
* Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
* When you call radio talk shows, they ask you to turn yourself down.
* Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
* You short out motion detectors.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
* You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* You're up to four heart attacks a day.
* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
* You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
* You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination!
* You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize:
Â:censor:Â:censor: you left your car at home!
:laughing2: :laughing2:
It's time for me to get to bed! Have a great day!!!!
Love &
Well, my day started off GREAT...actually I've not slept yet! I got the best news at 2:00 am....MAX'S MURDERER HAS BEEN formally charged with Felony Animal Cruelty and Brandishing a Weapon, and his trial date has tentatively been set for July 18, 2001!!! I haven't been able to sleep but....I have been able to drink coffee...I dont' know why I do this to myself...but, in lieu of my coffee addiction; I thought some of you may realte to this:
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN.....
* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
* You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
* The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
* Cocaine is a downer.
* You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's
Â:censor:Â:censor: not plugged in.
* Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
* Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
* When you call radio talk shows, they ask you to turn yourself down.
* Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
* You short out motion detectors.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
* You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* You're up to four heart attacks a day.
* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
* You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
* You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination!
* You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize:
Â:censor:Â:censor: you left your car at home!
:laughing2: :laughing2:
It's time for me to get to bed! Have a great day!!!!
Love &