Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart :
50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C): American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over.
The Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup again.
50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C): American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over.
The Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup again.
