Funny. Last night I read (well, re-read, since I've had the book for a number of years) a story called "Even the Queen," a story by Connie Willis. Look it up...if you can find the text, you'll enjoy it! I have it in an "Asimov's" Magazine Story Collection entitle "Skin Deep."
At least you can enjoy chocolate. I have to wait till this stupid flagyl is out of my system because it makes it taste horrible.... and I was really craving chocolate the other day.
No way i'd stick my feet in a tank full of fish- can you imagine how gross that is- and think about it, they've had their mouths on everyone else's nasty feet and now they're gonna touch yours? And they use the bathroom in that water too- eww! So gross!