What kind of job(s) would your cat(s) have?

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Hmm, I think Agatha would be a bodyguard, since she has to be wherever I am.

Either that or the front desk clerk in a hotel. She would be perfect making the 5 AM wakeup calls!
 

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Coriander: Hhhhmm. A tour guide? I get the vibes from her. Or perhaps a boxer, she always gets into fights and comes out with the injuries.
Fina: Telephone answerer. No question. She likes to talk but is snappy.
Piper: DOG TRAINER! She's got my Retriever wrapped around her finger.

Poppy: Probably a wildlife photographer or an explorer.
 

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Is there a job that would allow one to lie around like a great big lump? If so, that would be perfect for Zane, as that is what he is best at.
 

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Talley will be an aide or executive assistant - she loves to help with anything and everything. Today it was changing out a sink drain and yesterday it was ironing drapes.

Zoey will be a CEO - directing everyone.
 

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Forrest would definitely be a stand-up comedian. He is constantly walking through the house talking and keeps us entertained by being clown like and a buffoon.

Lilly would make an EXCELLENT personal assistant. She reminds us when to get up, when to go to sleep, when we should be working at our desks and most importantly when to put the kibbles in her bowl. You could set a clock by her.
 

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Hennessy would be a supervisor, like at a construction site.

"Put that over there! No one inch to the right! Half an inch to the left! You all are morons!" *Stalks off in disgust*
 

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Lani would be a good security guard. She sits in the window for hours at a time keeping an eye on what's going on in the neighborhood.


Sparky is too busy to work, she just wants to have fun.
 

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I love this topic!


ReeRee would be a state trooper.

Fiona would be an athlete. (I have not seen a more athletic cat!)

Rocko would be senior management....occasionally come out to kick some butt and make sure everyone is sufficently aware of his presence (and slightly nervous because he is so big) than go back to doing nothing (napping) till he can retire in a year or two to a sunny locale.
 

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Mary-A Queen of her own sovereign nation. Simply because.
Seldon-An intellectual Pulitzer prize winning novelist.He has some very important things to say while sipping an espresso. He would smoke pipes and be famous for his wit.
Cleo-A leading man in Hollywood. He can be very suave and handsome.
Saffron- A Princess and first in line to the throne of Mary's sovereign nation. She is in training but shaping up nicely to rule the Queendom.
Sachi-A prima ballerina because she is so elegant and graceful.
Lucia-A covert operative in the CIA. She found a way to infiltrate my home fairly easily.

My RB Olivier would have been an ambassador of good will.
 

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Haha this is a funny thread

Capone would probably be something secluded. I see him maybe being a romance/mystery novelist living in the woods. He is such a sweet, creative yet quiet boy, always wanting to be by himself, but so sweet when he comes out.

Bugsy would probably be a diva super model strutting his stuff everywhere lavishing all the attention all while posing and demanding his every whim be taken care of.
 

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Well, Oliver would be a great concierge. He is so good about making guests feel welcome.

Tripod is very warmhearted. I think he would either be a nanny or a nurse.
 

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Zane would be very good in any supervisory capacity. He's very good at observing what you do, making unhelpful comments, and getting in the way.
 

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Brandy: Bouncer (He sits at the back door quite a lot, so it's ideal
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Shark: Food Tester


Arwen: My Personal Assistant
 

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Frankie would be a giggilo(womanizer)

Dion would be an exterminator

Zoey would be an aerobics coach

Bast would specialize in day care

Ollie would be a thug

Stanley would be a unemployed mommas boy
 

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Simba would be a professional taste tester, since he is a fussy eater but loves to eat.

Murray would be a greeter at Wal-Mart, since he always meets me at the door, meowing away.
 

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Stumpy would be a speed bump. This is self explanatory.

Scarlett would either be a drama queen or a locator of messes.

Koko would be a pedicurist (she loves to clean toes).

Muddy would be a pillow.

Spanky would be an ambassador. He always makes peace in the house.

Bob Marley would be a doorman. He loves to come in and out of them.

Eightball would be a comedian, particularly schtick. We call him the goof ball.

Pinky would make a great garden weasel - he has huge paws and likes to claw.
 
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