Some old chicken jokes updated for the current world situation.
The age-old question is: "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
George W. Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Tony Blair
It is quite clear that the chicken will go to extreme lengths, indeed has already done so, to hide these road crossings and avoid giving them up.
Colin Powell
Now, to the left of the screen, you will clearly see the satellite image of the chicken as it is crossing the road.
Hans Blix
We have strong reason to believe that there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Jacques Chirac
We will not support any action from a chicken who crosses the road before ample time has been given to inspect the crossing. We will also accept no ultimatums to have a chicken cross the road.
Joscha Fischer (German Foreign secretary)
Excuse me sir, But I still haven't found a good reason for that chicken to cross the road!
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken, much less a road for it to cross.
Saddam Hussein
This chicken crossing over our road is an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we are quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Peter Arnett
The initial chicken crossing has failed because of traffic resistance. Now the chicken is trying to make another planned crossing. Clearly, the chicken misjudged the determination of the initial traffic forces.
The age-old question is: "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
George W. Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Tony Blair
It is quite clear that the chicken will go to extreme lengths, indeed has already done so, to hide these road crossings and avoid giving them up.
Colin Powell
Now, to the left of the screen, you will clearly see the satellite image of the chicken as it is crossing the road.
Hans Blix
We have strong reason to believe that there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Jacques Chirac
We will not support any action from a chicken who crosses the road before ample time has been given to inspect the crossing. We will also accept no ultimatums to have a chicken cross the road.
Joscha Fischer (German Foreign secretary)
Excuse me sir, But I still haven't found a good reason for that chicken to cross the road!
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken, much less a road for it to cross.
Saddam Hussein
This chicken crossing over our road is an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we are quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Peter Arnett
The initial chicken crossing has failed because of traffic resistance. Now the chicken is trying to make another planned crossing. Clearly, the chicken misjudged the determination of the initial traffic forces.
