I was at the store today with my Mom and while she checked out I went outside to have a cigarette. This guy walked up and asked me if he could bum one and I said sure. Then he starts talking all this weird stuff. About how smoking isn't really bad for you it's just all psychological or something. Then he made this weird comment about Jewish people eating their poop. Then he started talking about organic food being nasty because it's fertilized with poop. He said some more stuff about Jewish people too. He must be obsessed with poop and Jewish people. Anyway, I was glad when my Mom came out of the store so I could get the heck away from that nut job.