I kinda sat down this afternoon and wrote this one out myself after a recent experience of bed making with Shark around....Enjoy!
1) Begin by stripping off the pillowcases
2) Place cases into laundry hamper.
3) Remove cat from hamper. Cases are now strewn across floor due to being stuck to cat claws.
4) Start removing duvet case from duvet.
5) Climb into duvet to remove cat that has nestled in between.
6) Resume stripping off duvet case.
7) Place duvet case into laundry hamper, and start stripping sheet off mattress.
8) Hear fumbling noises from laundry hamper, stop to investigate.
9) Rummage through hamper, remove cat from inside duvet case.
10) Place sheet in hamper.
11) Remove cat from hamper.
12) Unfold clean sheet to place on bed, if fitted sheet, begin placing the corners.
13) Straighten out sheet, notice small lump in the middle that won’t flatten out. Place hands under sheet and remove cat.
14) Re-straighten sheet on the bed. Retrieve pillowcases and begin placing a pillow in each. Pick up last pillow to place into the case.
15) Notice last pillowcase on floor with small lump inside. Place hands into case and remove cat.
16) With all pillows now in cases, place on bed.
17) Put dirty cases into laundry hamper, as picking them up from the floor, wrestle with cat. Avoid getting claw marks in the legs, this hurts!
18) Spread out duvet onto bed in preparation for putting on duvet case. Remove cat from underneath.
19) Unfold duvet case and place hands inside to find the top corners. Grab corners of the duvet and flip duvet case over the top. Proceed to pull down duvet case over duvet, straightening it out as you go along.
20) Halfway down, notice small lump between case and duvet. Climb into duvet case to wrestle with cat. Remove cat and continue straightening duvet.
21) Button up the bottom of the duvet case. Spread duvet over bed and straighten out. Notice lump under duvet. Place hands underneath and remove cat. Straighten out duvet once more.
22) Task complete! Collapse on newly-made bed and take a nap. Joined by cat of course!
1) Begin by stripping off the pillowcases
2) Place cases into laundry hamper.
3) Remove cat from hamper. Cases are now strewn across floor due to being stuck to cat claws.
4) Start removing duvet case from duvet.
5) Climb into duvet to remove cat that has nestled in between.
6) Resume stripping off duvet case.
7) Place duvet case into laundry hamper, and start stripping sheet off mattress.
8) Hear fumbling noises from laundry hamper, stop to investigate.
9) Rummage through hamper, remove cat from inside duvet case.
10) Place sheet in hamper.
11) Remove cat from hamper.
12) Unfold clean sheet to place on bed, if fitted sheet, begin placing the corners.
13) Straighten out sheet, notice small lump in the middle that won’t flatten out. Place hands under sheet and remove cat.
14) Re-straighten sheet on the bed. Retrieve pillowcases and begin placing a pillow in each. Pick up last pillow to place into the case.
15) Notice last pillowcase on floor with small lump inside. Place hands into case and remove cat.
16) With all pillows now in cases, place on bed.
17) Put dirty cases into laundry hamper, as picking them up from the floor, wrestle with cat. Avoid getting claw marks in the legs, this hurts!
18) Spread out duvet onto bed in preparation for putting on duvet case. Remove cat from underneath.
19) Unfold duvet case and place hands inside to find the top corners. Grab corners of the duvet and flip duvet case over the top. Proceed to pull down duvet case over duvet, straightening it out as you go along.
20) Halfway down, notice small lump between case and duvet. Climb into duvet case to wrestle with cat. Remove cat and continue straightening duvet.
21) Button up the bottom of the duvet case. Spread duvet over bed and straighten out. Notice lump under duvet. Place hands underneath and remove cat. Straighten out duvet once more.
22) Task complete! Collapse on newly-made bed and take a nap. Joined by cat of course!
