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Question of the Day - June 27th Friday

post #1 of 11
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WoooHoooo It's Friday!

Lets go just a little off the wall with the question of the day today.


If you came with instructions what would they be?


My instructions would be a mile long.

No assembly required
Likes to eat.
Testy and irritable at times.
Serious obsession with her cats.
Must have reading material. Preferably about Vamps.
Mood likely to change without notice.

I bet my husband could come up with a few more good ones.

Enjoy your weekend everyone!
post #2 of 11
Good morning Eva!
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If you came with instructions what would they be?
What a question my friend!....... so original!

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- Made in México..
- Not Battery required...
- handle careful...this side up!......(in mean my head!..)
- Care with Coffe and Donuts...
- DON´T open for any circunstance, (surgery)the warranty is limited after to avoid this warning!... .........
- ONE and Unique piece...
- Just open the Box and enjoy!..


you made my day of laughts today EVA!...
post #3 of 11
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WoooHoooo It's Friday!
WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! 'Bout time!

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Lets go just a little off the wall with the question of the day today.
Yeah it is! Great question!

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My instructions would be a mile long.

I bet my husband could come up with a few more good ones.
Same here! Mine would be a mile long, and I know hubby could think of more than me.

So, let's see... "How to work she that Belongs to Evie":

Functions best with stimulating conversation
Must always have something to munch (preferably healthy unless having a bad day, then junky is best!) during all waking hours after 10 AM
Works best under pressure
Gets bored easily, so if you want something done, be creative! In fact, assign more than one thing
Must have something four legged, furry, or small to live with at all times, or there is a risk of explosion
Without serious cuddles at regular intervals, system will freeze up
Will become glued to couch or bed if not physically active for a few days. This is part of why there must be a dog around!
Will bend over backwards to help, so please be gentle!
If lacking proper sleep, food, or stimulation, RUN AWAY! Complete melt down imminent.

Positively LOVE the question!
post #4 of 11
Hmm, I think mine would be something short and simple like "Handle with Care"

post #5 of 11
FRIDAY!!!!

Eva, this is a seriously awesome question!

I'm pretty simple, really:
Approach with caution before 10 a.m.
must be fed on a regular basis
must have access to TV and internet
requires lots of sleep
post #6 of 11
LOL! What a great question!

*Requires High Quality Products
*Hand Wash Only (with nummy smelling soaps)
*Keep Hydrated (preferably with Iced Tea)
*Provide fresh Air
*Must be kept at a consistant 75 degrees, if overheated moodyness can occour.
*Provide plenty of nutirtious food.
*Biodegradeable
post #7 of 11
Approach with caution before at least one cup of coffee.
Requires at least 7 hours of uniterrupted sleep or will become goofy and snappish.
Must have motorcycle ride on full moon, weather permitting. Any other night is optional.
Must never raise voice or you will be ignored. Too loud and I will leave the area.
Must always have good supply of bullets for target practice.
Very low maintenece, but cleans up ok.
Wears jeans and t-shirts most of the time.
Plan on usually seeing me in brown Docs and holster purse with said jeans and t-shirts.
If crying, not always unhappy.

Above instructions subject to change or be added to indiscriminately.
post #8 of 11
If this was for my husband it would go like this.

WARNING: This is a very complicated human. Do not attempt to operate without reading the entire handbook.

Likes to be entertained, must do things with her or prepare to be accosted.
This human must always have a book at hand.
Her primary diet is sugar.
Can be argumentative at times
Must be nice to her cat
This human suffers from a high level of anxiety so watch out
She can be very sensitive
WARNING: Can go from normal to crabby in mere seconds
post #9 of 11
Handle with care
Provide kitties!
Must have lots of reading material
Must have good food
Dont forget the wine!
Maybe change moods in 3.5 seconds
Loves affection

post #10 of 11
Great question!



I'm always right
You're mom drives me crazy no matter who she is
Give me my horse and I couldn't be happier
Don't complain about how long I'm TCS
If I'm crying comfort me, unless I'm watching Animal Cops, then it's pointless
post #11 of 11
Internet must be provided, not doing so voids warranty as to safety of owner.
Provide pets at all times.
There must be no kosher pickles and no coconut!
Provide sushi.
Did we mention internet?
Do not pester about cleaning up. Provide list of chores. Do not expect them all to be accomplished.
Remove shiny things, they cause distractions.
Really, please, provide internet.
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