Arrrrrghhhhh Help Me

everyone send your spider hunting cats too me theres a monster spider in the corner of my ceiling!
eeeek yuk yuk i aint touching it nor am i staying in the front room!
but if i leave the front room i wont know where it went
yuk ewwww!
ooh thats it the SO is taking pictures of it!
what a man

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yuck!!!

I have the Great and Powerful Bug Hunters here--- but I have lots of bugs so you can't have them right now!

Don't look at me. I am unreasonably terrified of spiders, any size or shape.

I'll get it for you

Use the vacum! I've sucked up numerous yuckies that way!

Vacuum is a great idea. Another is to hair spray the crap out of them if you're afraid to touch. My ex-wife would do that. And leave them sticky until I got home to squish them

I prefer to suck them up with the vacuum, hair spray doesn't really work when I use it..can't get near enough to them to spray it They do a runner!

Also, no point me lending you any of my kitties to do bug hunting duties..they just sit and stare at them!

I will send Snickers and Jazz right over. They work together. They even "clean" up the mess after.

I could send you Wiggies the Great Spider Muncher over, but it's a little far! He loooves hunting the creepy crawlies for me, and usually eats them up so I don't have to deal with them at all.

Originally Posted by Mz Kitty

Don't look at me. I am unreasonably terrified of spiders, any size or shape.

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There's no such thing as "unreasonable" fear of spiders! BLECCCHH!!! Pixie, pick up the phone and enlist the help of a large male person!

WELL THATS IT im living in the front room in the faaarr corner with my eyes open glued on the bloomin critter , the SO says hes named it Billie Joe and its his pet and if i touch it im not allowed my kitty in a few weeks time,

i have a picture ill add in a miniute

When I was living in Ecuador I once had a tarantula the size of my hand show up in my kitchen while I was on my way to bed. I trapped him in a pot and set him free again!

I would suggest the vaccum method, or trap it in a jar and release him!

ok the picture of the spider is beyond this link.....
Im not exagerating the picture has been sized to ACTUALL size
http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t...SC_0018NEF.jpg

Well I don't think that thing would fit in a vaccume. What the heck is a spider that size doing in England that thing should be living in the Amazon rain forest.

Originally Posted by algebrapro18

Well I don't think that thing would fit in a vaccume. What the heck is a spider that size doing in England that thing should be living in the Amazon rain forest.

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ive not a clue!
evil bug thing with eyes and legs and yukky ewwwwy!
its still in the corner winking and waving at me and now the SO has just told me that we swallow spiders when we sleep
:'(

Ack! You need to kill that thing quickly. It looks like a wolf spider. We had them in the ducts of our pool and they leave a nasty toxic bite, almost as bad as a brown recluse.

I'm tellin' ya, hoover the little icky up! The hose attachment will get 'em!