National Girlfriend's Day (joke)

yola

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My really good friend that I found through Friends Reunited sent me this and I just had to share it - the frog one had me rolling on the floor . . .

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological
disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing (oh HOW true)!!!!!!

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will
look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!
 
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