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How does the Cheshire cat only show his smile?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Is there such a thing as a Cat Tag?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height what would happen? (

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?

If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter? (

Why does Cat's urine glow under a blacklight?

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom? (

Why do we consider black cats bad luck? (

Why will a cat always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read? (

Why is it that cats have the impeccable timing of positioning themselves precisely under your feet the minute you decide to stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night?

What is it about cats that make them have to do their business the MINUTE you've cleaned their litter box?

Why is it that when dogs leap onto your bed it's because they adore being with you but when cats leap onto your bed it's because they adore your bed?

Why is it that when I am typing up a paper for a class late at night my cat decides that it's the perfect moment to walk across the keyboard? Is she just commenting on my work? What is she writing? Why does it always look like 'nnghiiiiiiouuunnggccsaaaaa')

Why do long haired white cats only like sleeping on dark furniture and dark clothing? (

If dogs meowed and cats barked who would purr?

Why don't cats pant? (

Were cats put on this earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose? (

If squirrels hide their nuts and dogs hide their bones just what is it that cats hide? And should we be worried if we don't know? ()

If a cat joined the Red Cross would it become a First-Aid Kit? (

If no cat has eight tails and a cat has one tail more than no cat doesn't this mean that a cat has nine tails? ()

Why is it that the only times your cat will use the litter box is right after you have changed the litter or just as the company rings the doorbell? )

If a cat eats cheese does it catch mice with baited breath? (Contributed by Tony Sanchez)

Why do cats bury their excreta while other animals don't seem to?

How come cats can leave white paw prints on a black car then jump onto a white car and leave black paw prints? )

Why is it that cats always seem to know more than they let on? )

Most dog food labels have the actual food of what your dog is eating on them yet most cat food labels have a picture of some stupid cat on them. Your cat is not actually eating another cat now is it? )

Why are black cats considered unlucky?

If you want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet shouldn't you put shoes on your cat? (

Is there any proof that cats have nine lives?

If they made microfiche for cats, would it be called 'catfiche'? (

How come cats always beat you during staring contests? )

How come cats wink at you when you're alone, but don't when you try to show someone else that they can do it? )

Why is it that your cat will ignore you until you go to the bathroom and then it will rub against your legs wanting attention? (

If a cat jumps in a lake and starts to doggy paddle, does it have to doggy paddle very fast in order to not be chased by the doggy?

If cats really have nine lives, why do we always get them after the first eight are gone? Wouldn't we all love to see one get back up after being hit by a car, just to prove it can?

Isn't it true that cats are smarter than dogs? Afterall, when was the last time you saw eight cats pulling a sled through the snow?

Why do we have dog years, but not cat years?

Why is it that cats always appear on your lap just as you are about to get up? ()

Why is it that your cat always has to make its bed in the clean laundry rather than the dirty laundry?

Why is it that most cats are obsessed with stinky feet? (by

Why are cats so lazy? (

Why is it that a cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture? )
post #2 of 7
Hissy, these are all just so true and hilarious. The one question I am wondering is, why do cats HAVE to use the litter box IMMEDIATELY when it's changed? Or, why does one have to go to the bathroom when there's a cat sleeping on your lap? Oh, I have so been there and done that with most all of these.
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Hissy I love these! Thank you for sharing them. They are so true and the one about the stinky feet? Just love it :laughing2 :laughing:
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Hey Hissy,

Cats DO pant when they're nervous. Whenever I am on the toilet, my cat jumps up in my lap to keep me company. Hmmmm. I never both him when he's in HIS kitty box!!
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Hissy they are so neat. :laughing: I am printing them out for my hubby. He will love them. Thanks

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I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with a strange animal that likes to keep me company while I use the bathroom.
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Simba's Mom,

I also have a full audience when I soak in the bath tub. They like to try and catch the bubbles. MooShoo fell in one night (it wasn't too hot cuz I had been there for a while). He just stood there and had this stupid look on his face like "I mean to do that", as usual. What a goof he is.
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