Things that go bump in the night

I woke up about 4:30 this morning and was just laying there. I could hear Popsie crunching on dry food. Then I hear this loud BAM. Well I guess DH went to get out of bed and hit his head on the wall. Then he went to leave the bedroom to take a leak and he walked into the door.

I do that all the time! One AM, I crawl out of bed to go the the bathroom, and consecutively trip over the suitcase I hadn't unpacked yet, the empty laundrybaskey, and the dog. It happens nearly every time!