Its a new prison in the uk
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
WORK
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
WORK
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
WORK
you get more work for
Good behavior
PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
PRISON
You get your own toilet
WORK
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK
They are called managers
Now get back to work!!!
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
WORK
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
WORK
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
WORK
you get more work for
Good behavior
PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
PRISON
You get your own toilet
WORK
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK
They are called managers
Now get back to work!!!
