i got to work, one of the client admins, comes into my office, she sites down to talk to me about some stuff, and is eating some oatmeal.
she tells me, I hope you dont mind since i been here for 14 hours , i took a couple of packets of your oatmeal out of your old desk in the server room.
i tell her that was never my desk, and that oatmeal has been in the that desk since i started here 6 years ago add the 3 times i was fired here, that makes for over 7 years now.
she looks at me, turns a little green, and bolts out of my office