Why do people always seem so busy?
Where does cat food come from?
Where do hairballs come from?
Why does cat nip make me roll around like a nut?
Why isn't my litter box bigger?
Why do they vacuum – I'll just get more hair on stuff! What is the deal with the scary vacuum thing?
Why do cat toys come in lots of colors and I don't see color that well?
Why don't people lick their bottoms like I do?
Why do people voluntarily bath and wash their hair so frequently?
Why can I lay on the counter or table all day then when they come home from want me off?
Why can't I claw the couch?
Why don't these greet me by smelling my bottom like other cats?
What is the deal with human kisses? Why don't they lick me?
Why do they freak out when I bring a mouse in the house?
Where does the sun come from and why does it move around?
Why don't people have a litter box instead of wasting all that water?
Why don't people just lick themselves clean? What is the big deal with bathing?
Where did that flying red dot go and why can't I catch it?
What is the deal with that hairless cat? Someone make it put its fur back on! How embarrassing...
Where does cat food come from?
Where do hairballs come from?
Why does cat nip make me roll around like a nut?
Why isn't my litter box bigger?
Why do they vacuum – I'll just get more hair on stuff! What is the deal with the scary vacuum thing?
Why do cat toys come in lots of colors and I don't see color that well?
Why don't people lick their bottoms like I do?
Why do people voluntarily bath and wash their hair so frequently?
Why can I lay on the counter or table all day then when they come home from want me off?
Why can't I claw the couch?
Why don't these greet me by smelling my bottom like other cats?
What is the deal with human kisses? Why don't they lick me?
Why do they freak out when I bring a mouse in the house?
Where does the sun come from and why does it move around?
Why don't people have a litter box instead of wasting all that water?
Why don't people just lick themselves clean? What is the big deal with bathing?
Where did that flying red dot go and why can't I catch it?
What is the deal with that hairless cat? Someone make it put its fur back on! How embarrassing...
