I got this e-mailed to me today, it's pretty cute so I thought I would share. Enjoy.
THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as
you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the
parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat
more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's
wrong with you?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control
top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be
devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as
you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the
parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat
more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's
wrong with you?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control
top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be
devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
