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jen

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I just thought some of you might like to read the most ridiculous craigslist posting I have ever read. It is crazy. This is a "breeder" and her ad doesn't even really make a lot of sense... poor cats... Craigslist really drives me nuts, especially during kitten season!

"My kitten's Mother is Bengal and 12% Dessert Lynx. The father is a black angora. The kitten is now seven weeks old, eating kitten food and using the litter box. The exotic half of the kitten could have given it some of the wonderful properties the Bengal Mother has. Some of them like water (may get into the shower with you and easier to bathe them!), BENGALS DO NOT SHED THEIR HAIR, a wonderful characteristic, it means - few or no hairballs (my Mother cat and all the kittens from her last litter do not shed their hair!! ...they had the same Dad), some of the kittens will have some doggie qualities...fetch, catch, etc...read up on them. These kittens should possess some of these fine qualities. They are affectionate / people loving cats. Our kittens are hand raised around a doggie. Please note a 100% pure breed Bengal/Dessert Lynx cat is very expensive. This is the last kitten from this litter and I am asking an adoption fee of $20 to a good indoor home only. If you like cats, you will love this female calico, they are a lot like cats...but different. Email me with any questions or to see this kitten.. if you will give it a wonderful home and lots of love."
 

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Some people are idiots.

"very expensive" yet charging $20?
"100% pure breed Bengal/Dessert Lynx?"

Isn't the word "dessert" what you eat after supper?
 

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"If you like cats, you will love this female calico, they are a lot like cats...but different." Well of course they are a lot like cats, THEY ARE CATS.
 

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Wow! Crazy! Craigslist has some weird and different posts out there. The poor kitties.
 

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people who can't tell you that a "female calico is a lot like a cats............. but different", shouldn't be allowed to breed the poor creatures. A dessert lynx?! Good grief, it's a wonder they have the brain cells to be able to put two and two together without reaching five......
 

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Originally Posted by LilleKat

people who can't tell you that a "female calico is a lot like a cats............. but different", shouldn't be allowed to breed the poor creatures. A dessert lynx?! Good grief, it's a wonder they have the brain cells to be able to put two and two together without reaching five......
yep!
 

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Maybe it is a dessert lynx because it comes with whipped cream and a cherry on its head....either that or it finds and eats your stash of Ben & Jerry's when you aren't looking...
 

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Originally Posted by WELDRWOMN

Maybe it is a dessert lynx because it comes with whipped cream and a cherry on its head....either that or it finds and eats your stash of Ben & Jerry's when you aren't looking...

Love it!!
 
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