Stories of the Ridiculous

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I don't know how many accident scenes that I've worked, where we checked the victims' underwear first. If it was dirty or ragged, we just let them lay there and bleed.

Originally posted by katl8e
I don't know how many accident scenes that I've worked, where we checked the victims' underwear first. If it was dirty or ragged, we just let them lay there and bleed.

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So mom was right!!!

Ok Vikki...heres my story!

When I had my annual gyno visit last year and I knew what to expect since I've been through it all before. Well, I ALWAYS take off my socks...I don't know why, but I do. Of all the days to forget to take them off would be the day I'd have my old ratty socks on that had a huge hole in the toe! There was my big toe hanging out of my sock! Of course I notice it while I'm laying on the bed and just happen to look that direction....and couldn't do a thing about it! I swear I could have just died of embarrassment! I bet that Doctor thought I was too poor to buy new socks or I was too cheap to through out my holey ones! I'll remember this year to wear good socks or to remember to take them off!

i'm trying to think of a story. I know i have a ton but i think i have blocked them out

Shell, the same rules apply for socks as for underwear: clean, with no holes.

Well, recently I had a colonoscopy. As I'm lying in the prep room in my wonderful backless gown, I realized I HADN'T shaved in a while (who needs to during the winter?). I almost apologized to the doc for my hairy legs. Then, I remembered what she was going to be doing, and figured that if she does that all day, my hairy legs wouldn't bother her.

Originally posted by Shell
Of all the days to forget to take them off would be the day I'd have my old ratty socks on that had a huge hole in the toe! There was my big toe hanging out of my sock! Of course I notice it while I'm laying on the bed and just happen to look that direction....and couldn't do a thing about it! I swear I could have just died of embarrassment! I bet that Doctor thought I was too poor to buy new socks or I was too cheap to through out my holey ones! I'll remember this year to wear good socks or to remember to take them off!

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Too funny!

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Christy - Too true.

My ex-MIL had a crush on her doctor. She had a special pair of bright green panties that she saved, just to wear to his office. Unfortunately, she chose to wear them with WHITE polyester pants. How tacky is THAT?

Originally posted by katl8e
My ex-MIL had a crush on her doctor. She had a special pair of bright green panties that she saved, just to wear to his office. Unfortunately, she chose to wear them with WHITE polyester pants. How tacky is THAT?

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My ex-MIL had a crush on her doctor. She had a special pair of bright green panties that she saved, just to wear to his office. Unfortunately, she chose to wear them with WHITE polyester pants. How tacky is THAT?

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My high school sweetheart did that too-black and white striped bikini underwear under white pants. He thought it was hot, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing.

i would have to agree with that. under wear under pants is not sexy...but it is even worse when you can tell the person isn't wearing undies.....

Mine is not a doctor story, although I have done the holey sock thing before, too!

I hung one of those Yankee candle air fresheners in my car the other day, it has kind of a cologne scent. So I get into the car, and I'm going nuts trying to figure out why I smell cologne! Then I realize that it was from the air freshener. My only defense is that it was after work and my 2 1/2 hour grad class.