The Ten Commandments (as percieved by cats)

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1) You shall feed me on command
2) You shall clean my litter tray every time I use it
3) You shall feed me tuna every day
4) You shall let me sleep on your bed
5) You shall stroke me when I want, not you!
6) You shall let me hunt the birds or mice
7) You shall let me have the warmest spot in the house
8) You shall pay attention to me at all times
9) You shall rest when I tell you to rest
10) You shall let me out on command

Sound true to anyone?
Thought of it just now
 
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Haha definitely true!

And one of the "orignal" commandments that would still ring true in the cat world would be "You shall worship no other but me"


It reminds me of a cute cat quote I've seen around: "Cats were once revered as Gods. They have not forgotten this."
 
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Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule

1) You shall feed me on command
2) You shall clean my litter tray every time I use it
3) You shall feed me tuna every day
4) You shall let me sleep on your bed
5) You shall stroke me when I want, not you!
6) You shall let me hunt the birds or mice
7) You shall let me have the warmest spot in the house
8) You shall pay attention to me at all times
9) You shall rest when I tell you to rest
10) You shall let me out on command

Sound true to anyone?
Thought of it just now
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I told Butzie that she better reword #6 to read lizards and not birds.

Are you sure that #9 is not "You shall let me rest whenever I please and you better not be resting more than me!"
 
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Hummm who has been spying on my little girl...lol.. they are too true
 
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