Her Royal Highness, Princess, Magdaline "Picky Pants" Marie announces that today is her 3rd birthday. She does wish for her subjects to bring her any presents, but rather that each one bow down to her every whim on this the day that celebrates the arrival of her greatness into this dark world.
OK, so it's Maggie's 3rd birthday today, and since she is the princess I thought she needed a special annoncement.