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post #1 of 18
Thread Starter 
OK, say you're a real estate agent, and you're previewing a new listing with the people in your office. At one house, the owners aren't home, although their cat is.

When you look in the bathroom, the cat is sitting on the toilet, next to the tub. She looks up expectantly, meows, etc. The other agents say, "What does that silly cat want?"

What DID she want?
post #2 of 18
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Originally Posted by mrblanche View Post

What DID she want?
Some privacy?
post #3 of 18
For you to turn on the tub faucet so she can play with the water.
post #4 of 18
for you to get the hell out of her house so she can go back to napping in peace and quiet!
post #5 of 18
She wants you to sit down on the throne and give her scritches while she has you as a captive audience.
post #6 of 18
For you to turn on the water so she can get a drink!
post #7 of 18
a drink from the tap! (or in my Lily's case, to be let out of the bathroom window, our bathroom is downstairs and the window is her private door)
post #8 of 18
she is saying 'right, i would like a jacuzzi in that corner and a walk in shower over there please.'
post #9 of 18
She wants you to turn the water on in the tub, so she can have a drink. Don't expect her to turn it off when she's done, either.
post #10 of 18
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by luvmycat1 View Post
For you to turn on the tub faucet so she can play with the water.
Exactly right! The rest of the agents, who obviously didn't have cats, were totally puzzled at what he wanted, and totally amazed that I knew, and I was correct! Of course, she first wanted to drink from it, then splash it around, then shake her paw.
post #11 of 18
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Originally Posted by tab View Post
she is saying 'right, i would like a jacuzzi in that corner and a walk in shower over there please.'
I'm voting for this one. She knows the humans she lives with are too dumb to figure it out, so she makes them feel better by pretending she wanted a drink all along. But she was hoping these new humans walking into the house might catch on, since they're real estate agents!
post #12 of 18
I would have thought that the cat want the agent to open the window so that the cat can play outside... if we are talking about my Don
post #13 of 18
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Originally Posted by Momofmany View Post
She wants you to sit down on the throne and give her scritches while she has you as a captive audience.
this is what mine would've wanted... assuming they could open the bathroom door, which i keep closed.
i've never offered the tub water to them as a plaything, so they don't know to ask for it!
post #14 of 18
Mine would have been she wanted a drink from the sink.
post #15 of 18
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Originally Posted by mrblanche View Post
Exactly right! The rest of the agents, who obviously didn't have cats, were totally puzzled at what he wanted, and totally amazed that I knew, and I was correct! Of course, she first wanted to drink from it, then splash it around, then shake her paw.
That cat needs a kitty fountain!
post #16 of 18
She wants you to either turn on the tub or the sink faucet to drink water
post #17 of 18
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Originally Posted by mrblanche View Post
Exactly right! The rest of the agents, who obviously didn't have cats, were totally puzzled at what he wanted, and totally amazed that I knew, and I was correct! Of course, she first wanted to drink from it, then splash it around, then shake her paw.
Oh, this was a quiz?
post #18 of 18
Thread Starter 
Well...not to the extent you'd win anything.
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