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post #1 of 29
Thread Starter 
These are the rules that cats have for their house.

Add a word of your own to this list.

A
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
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Carry it on.
post #2 of 29
These are the rules that cats have for their house.

A
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
C
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
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X
Y
Z
post #3 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
C
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
post #4 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
C
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Z
post #5 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Z
post #6 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #7 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #8 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
G
H
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
M
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #9 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
H
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
M
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #10 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
D
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
H
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #11 of 29
Thread Starter 
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
H
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #12 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #13 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #14 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it.
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
N
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #15 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
F
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #16 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Y
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

sorry - replacing my post
post #17 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #18 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
O
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #19 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
R
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #20 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Q
Rest when I tell you to rest.
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #21 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
S
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #22 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
K
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #23 of 29
Thread Starter 
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
V
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #24 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
J
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #25 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
U
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #26 of 29
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap
post #27 of 29
Thread Starter 
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X = when I scratch you I am saying NO! Don't do that!
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

(Sorry I was stuck on X and I think everyone else was as well)
post #28 of 29
Quote:
Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule View Post
Always leave the bathroom door open for me.
Breakfast - You give us breakfast when we ask for it, even if we want it at half past one in the morning.
Catnip: FEED MY ADDICTION!
Dinner. Must be on time under any circumstances.
Eating - yeh, i'll give you a helping hand with that chicken!
Food - only the kind I like, or I'll pee in it
Get off that computer, & come pay me some attention......NOW!
Hold me when I tell you to and let go of me when I bite you.
I am the king/queen of the house, now bring me some cheese!!!
Just get up and feed me the very second the alarmclock rings. It's really that simple.
Killing things to bring home - you don't appear to be able to bring birds or mice home so I supply the food for you. You supply my food. Only fair!
L-Leave every door open or I shall do so for you.
Miaow............I want attention NOW!!!!!
NOW! It`s when I want my food!
Offer me a taste of whatever you're eating
Pay attention to me when I wake you in the middle of the night.
Quiet time does not apply to me.
Rest when I tell you to rest.
Snuggle with me......when i WANT, not you!
Toilet paper is a toy, and must be supplied in bulk for destruction purposes.
Unless you play with me, I will use your silk nightgown in the closet as a swing
Vet visits are NEVER necessary! And just where does he think he's sticking THAT?
Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is yours, is mine.
X = when I scratch you I am saying NO! Don't do that!
Yelling at me only entertains me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ill have a nap

(Sorry I was stuck on X and I think everyone else was as well)
ok, now we need for each one, & then we can publish a book!
post #29 of 29
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by laureen227 View Post
ok, now we need for each one, & then we can publish a book!
The TCS book of Cats Rules around the House
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