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One for the female species

post #1 of 13
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The relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,
' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure,
very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure,
but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..'
The family members sat silent
as they absorbed the news.

After a great length of time, someone asked,
'Well, how much does a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded,
'$5,000 for a male brain,
and $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward.
Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women,
but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
and explained to the entire group,
'It's just standard pricing procedure.
We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
post #2 of 13
Yeah, those used brains are worth a lot less. Great joke.
post #3 of 13
That was worth the read, really good!
post #4 of 13
Haha, that was funny. Glad I read it.
post #5 of 13


That is all.
post #6 of 13
i read this too my partner who just said at least he has a brain..........
:o
post #7 of 13
hahahaha, good one
post #8 of 13
I don't get it.


post #9 of 13
That's great!
post #10 of 13
I'm going to have to forward that onto a few people.
post #11 of 13
I love silly jokes like that!
post #12 of 13
Very funny, thank you!
post #13 of 13
my darling man is sulking!!
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