I am informing you that your reservation for dinner tonight has been cancelled. It seems that you favorite drink, O negative blood, is not on the menu tonight. I ran out of it last night when you ate at my table. Knowing that you are a connoisseur of that particular vintage which is not available from any other blood in the house, I took the liberty of canceling the reservation for you.
You should be very satisfied with your 12-course meal last night. Let's not forget that little aperitif, too.
So, you should really consider staying at home tonight with the male mosquito of you current moment because you can now have all that protein for little mosquitoes.
You might want to consider setting up housekeeping in a new location. That uncovered pool outside the restaurant is under renovation for the upcoming swim season so there will be no stagnant water in it. Just ask my husband, the A-positive guy that mosquitoes avoid. He will be cleaning that pool tonight, because he sure as
ain't gonna be scratchin' any of my itches!
You should be very satisfied with your 12-course meal last night. Let's not forget that little aperitif, too.
So, you should really consider staying at home tonight with the male mosquito of you current moment because you can now have all that protein for little mosquitoes.
You might want to consider setting up housekeeping in a new location. That uncovered pool outside the restaurant is under renovation for the upcoming swim season so there will be no stagnant water in it. Just ask my husband, the A-positive guy that mosquitoes avoid. He will be cleaning that pool tonight, because he sure as