http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/505190510.html i laughed until i cried over this woman's "problem"
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funniest thing i think i have ever read
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Aww boo, it's filtered at my job
Oh, that poor woman. I feel sorry for her, but at the same time was laughing hysterically.
FFFFWWWWWWPPPPP hahahaha
We are both sitting here laughing - DH's suggestion "go buy a cork".....
THAT was one of the most hilarious things I've read in awhile!!!!
"butt-dwelling critters"
My Chewbacca is a big dog with bigger farts... but he's never stared at his butt for escaping monsters. LOL He has; however, cleared the room his fair share!
"butt-dwelling critters"
My Chewbacca is a big dog with bigger farts... but he's never stared at his butt for escaping monsters. LOL He has; however, cleared the room his fair share!
She probably has a thriving career in standup comedy! That was some great comic writing!
That link is priceless. I loved the part about the fog and butt staring! LOL
On Wednesday when I was at the Vet's a woman came in with her 12 week old Mastiff puppy. He was such a doll! It was the first time I'd seen one. His head was huge and so were his paws.
She said he was a pure bred English Mastiff. He looked a bit like this little one here: http://www.englishmastiff.org.uk/frontc.jpghttp://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?p...hoto_id=137740
I just did a google search to see how big they get when full grown!
http://boston.com/news/globe/gallery/120707?pg=17
OMG!
Yeah, with a Mastiff who has a Chihuahua for his "brother" she could really write some good lines. You know, a chihuahua is about the size of that lampOriginally Posted by CarolPetunia
She probably has a thriving career in standup comedy! That was some great comic writing!
We used to have a Boxer who was the same way! We never found a solution, either, other than to open our windows all the time, even in dead winter.
I wanted a Mastiff, and hubby wanted a Boxer, and one of the arguments he'd used was that Mastiffs were prone to flatulence!
I wanted a Mastiff, and hubby wanted a Boxer, and one of the arguments he'd used was that Mastiffs were prone to flatulence!
My dog has a habit of Burping in our Faces and shes only a Quarter that dogs size!... lol.
Yes.. Poor Dog!!
Funny - that was my first thought too. There's only one problem... if she doesn't die from asphixiation... she's going to cork his butt and die in the resulting explosion! Try explaining that one to the neighbours!Originally Posted by GoldenKitty45
We are both sitting here laughing - DH's suggestion "go buy a cork".....
"I tried to stop my dog's flatulence.... he blew up!"
Hmmmmmm......interesting........
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Some of the other 'best of' listings are pretty funny too.
That was funny. My Charlie stares at his butt everytime he farts too, now I know he is looking for the critters.
Luckily his farts don't smell to bad unless I give him "milkbones" nothing else seems to affect him like they do, thank goodness.
