If the 21 year old girl in my office

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brings up my 30th birthday with the "bitter" face one more time I'm dunking her head in the toilet while laughing.

That is all....
 

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She is just jealous!!!!! At 30 years old you are just beginning the prime of your life!!!!
 

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Originally Posted by lookingglass

brings up my 30th birthday with the "bitter" face one more time I'm dunking her head in the toilet while laughing.

That is all....
Make sure you flush while her head's in there.
 

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I'm excited about turning 30!! I'd want to dunk her head as well though...
 

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"That is all"


Are you considered a cougar at 30 yet??? I'm kind of excited to be labeled as that


PS I'm going to be 21!
But I wouldn't say anything about 30....that's nothin!

(although I will admit I tease my mum about not forgetting her b-day this year...she'll be 40
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Now, now children!! Always remember safety first! You don't want to flush someone until you first make sure that they are aware of exactly where the escape routes are. That doesn't mean to say that you can't block them afterwards
But really you want to flush two or three times - you'll be doing her a favour - just think of all the wonderful things she'll be able to smell after you've thoroughly cleaned her sinuses! Like all the candles on your fabulous birthday cake!
have a great one!
 

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Your office stories are always good for a laugh
 

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Good for you! At thirty, you're just beginning to glimpse the fullness of who you're eventually going to be -- and it's a lot more exciting than anything 21 has to offer!

Still, it's frustrating that 21 looks so darn good.


In the immortal words of Steely Dan:


Hey, nineteen
No, we've got nothing in common
No, we can't talk at all...

 

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Tell her that her face will freeze that way and by the time she's 30 she'll perminantly have that ugly look on her face.
 

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Bah, I wouldn't want to be a sniveling 21 year old that is like her anyway...judging 30 year olds like she will never be there


30 will be awesome if your life is fulfilling..any age will be at that!
 
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