This cracked me up....

I thought maybe someone here would find this as funny as I did.

I just got a call from the American Red Cross. They of course were calling to see if I would come in and donate blood. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello?
Her: Hi, may I speak with Keysha X?
Me: This is she.
Her: This is X from the American Red Cross, the Jonesboro area is in need of your blood type and we were calling to see if you could come in to donate this week?
Me: I would love to, but I am pregnant and unfortunately cannot.
Her: (sounding excited) Congratulations! When are you due?
Me: In August!
Her: (without missing a beat) Of this year?
Me: *Incredibly long pause* yes, this year.




It was all I could do to get off the phone before I died laughing!

lol woooow... wonder if she realized what she said

Originally Posted by babyharley

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I bet she was hoping you would get off the phone with her, she felt like a moron!

Oh my goodness.

I couldn't imagine being pregant for 17 months!

Originally Posted by twstychik

I couldn't imagine being pregant for 17 months!

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August seems like a world away some days, I can't imagine if I was waiting for NEXT August!!

I guess that she is not a math major!

Originally Posted by butzie

I guess that she is not a math major!

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Or biology, either...

ROTFLMAO that's great.

LOL

you should have said "no in 3 years... I like to take my time"

Remember that commic that does the whole "Here's your sign" thing, that person was a perfect example.

I'll bet she was embarrassed!

I sometimes will say something like that inadvertantly too..then I feel like a

That was funny! I would feel like an idiot if that were me!