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20 ways to healthy insanity

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I pulled this from another site seems it started as a email

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
because you have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.

Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's called ... Therapy
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.11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
OMG, my Dad does this. Only he's being serious. Those were halarious.
post #3 of 13
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11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
When I used to work at Tim Hortons, people would say that a lot.
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I read a list like that several years ago. I think it was titled something along the lines of how to drive other people insane.

And #6 said to write something else in the memo....
DH actually did that for a few checks he wrote out to his brother. His brother never noticed.
post #6 of 13
I've seen those before and never get tired of them they are hilarious, I wish I had the guts to do some of them
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18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
lol - that's my favorite one
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Very good!
post #9 of 13
I did the thing for the zoo once. The security people don't find that as funny as you do! They also ask you not to come back.
post #10 of 13
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I did the thing for the zoo once. The security people don't find that as funny as you do! They also ask you not to come back.
I can see you doing that Natalie.
post #11 of 13
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

That is the one I really want to do. My coworkers already think I'm a little off, so why not confirm their suspisions.
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14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

That is the one I really want to do. My coworkers already think I'm a little off, so why not confirm their suspisions.
I DARE you.
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I did the thing for the zoo once. The security people don't find that as funny as you do! They also ask you not to come back.
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