omg that is sooo me too. man those were the days. i used to get into some crazy bar fights, and never with women, i always had to fight the biggest dude in the bar! One night i ended up punching the bouncer in the jaw on accident! I was trying to fight this "cowboy" that was calling my best friend a B****. He moved and i nailed this huge bouncer in the jaw(I guess the bouncer had taken notice of the commotion and walked up behind the cowboy unnoticed). The guy i tried to hit then sucker punched me upside my head. The bouncer grabbed me, dragging me across the floor and tried to throw me out of the bar by the front of my shirt, luckely his boss saw the whole thing. He got fired and i got chewed out by his boss and X'd out (meaning no more to drink for me), and the cowboy got banned for 3 months from the club.