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There are a lot of good ones. One of my favorites:

"All men are descended from monkees, except redheads. THEY are descended from cats."

--Mark Twain

By the way, you won't find that quote written anywhere. Those who knew him at the time said that he said that often in speeches, etc.

Uh...did you guess that before it turned white, his hair was red?