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Mayor askes residents not to die...

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Just a small story to brighten your day.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/...GAJhlJh7as0NUE
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I was reading about this earlier today. Excuse, please drive me outside of the township so I may die...thanks
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I was reading about this earlier today. Excuse, please drive me outside of the township so I may die...thanks
I love how the article says that "Violators will be punished."

How? Please tell me. Please.
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OMG - that man is downright senile.

I guess folks will have to start burying themselves in their own back yards.

I wonder what the "severe punishment" will be if they slip up and actually die IN the town. Burial by pyre?
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OMG - that man is downright senile.

I guess folks will have to start burying themselves in their own back yards.

I wonder what the "severe punishment" will be if they slip up and actually die IN the town. Burial by pyre?
Is it going to be the death card akin to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Is he going to ask the town to, "Bring out their dead!"
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Is it going to be the death card akin to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Is he going to ask the town to, "Bring out their dead!"
"But I'm not dead yet!"



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