Why Cats Are Better Than People

rescuecatsrule

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Cats know what to do about spilt milk.

Cats don't say one thing to your face and another behind your back. (I am not thinking of anyone in particular before anyone asks)

Carry it on.
 

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Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule

Cats know what to do about spilt milk.

Cats don't say one thing to your face and another behind your back. (I am not thinking of anyone in particular before anyone asks)

Carry it on.
Cats don't leave you all alone for hours on end when you are sick; in fact they are great company!

Cats are upfront; if they don't want you to pet them boy they let you know
 

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Cats don't want sex with you after you stroke, cuddle and pet them!


Cats don't care if their dinner is cooked or not when they come home!

Cats will bring you presents, just because - even if they're dead. It's the thought that counts!
 

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Cats don't care what you look like or what you weigh. They love you anyway (as long as you feed them on time!)


Cats dont criticize your choice of outfit. They will rub on it regardless, leaving behind a little of themselves!
 

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You never have to worry whether the cat has taken a bath recently.
 
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If your cat doesn't want to go to the vets you can put him or her in a box and take him or her there.
 

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There's no malice in anything they do, and no matter how destructive they are, there is always a funny side.
 

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Originally Posted by luvmycat1

Cats will always listen to you
What alternate universe is this? Mine never listen! and will walk away while I'm talking to them.

Cats don't play silly popularity games or he said/she said.

... Cats won't move out and take your things with them - no need to worry about a cat taking off with your money.


Cats are better then human children because you don't have to send them to day care or school.
 

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Cats won't judge you by what you look like.

They don't need to find a reason and motivation to run in order to waste calories (unlike me, when I want to loose weight and I don't).

Cats can eat the same thing everyday without complaining...If I could do that, I would save a bunch of money.

They never worry about anything, they save a lot of stress to their mind and bodies this way.

If they want to do something, they do it, regardless of how stupid they might look or what people are going to think of them.
 

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Okay, I got my favorites from the "Cats are Smarter than Men" book.

"They never ask you to wear spike heels and a tight sheath dress."

"They don't droll over other women."

"They never accidentally call you by an old girlfriend's name."

If you can get this book, do so because it is very funny.
 
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You can always see the attraction in a cat if someone you know brings one home. You might not see the attraction if the bring their new boyfriend/girlfriend home.
 

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Originally Posted by Satai

There's no malice in anything they do, and no matter how destructive they are, there is always a funny side.


Cats never ask for money or to borrow your car.
Cats don't hog the phone.
Cats are cheaper and easier to feed than humans.
If you get more than one, they keep each other occupied instead of causing more trouble (well, usually . . .)
 

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its not illegal to lop their b@lls off; in fact, its encouraged


they dont care if youve shaved your legs that day (or week lol)

they know how to use their potties in a matter of hours

they are always interested in what youre doing (or at least mine are)
 

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cats don't cut you off in traffic....

cats don't talk on their cell phones when driving...

cats don't crank rap on their stereos...

cats don't break into your apartment and steal your PlayStation2...
 
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