Cat condoms??? And who would be the one to put the condom on the cat??
Let's see:Male Cat
1) Lacking fingers, he is unable to rip open the condom wrapper. OK, maybe he could use his teeth to rip it open, but how would he get it over his penis?
2) Lacking the ability to reason, he doesn't know that using a condom will prevent an unwanted pregnancy.
3) Lacking the ability to read minds or to understand the human language, he doesn't know that his owner would prefer to have kittens at a later time.
4) Driven by instinct, he doesn't care one iota about what his owner wants, he just wants to mate. Period.Female cat
Also lacking all of the aforementioned characteristics, she cannot exactly be relied upon to put a "raincoat" on the male.Human
Interrupts the, ahem, happy couple and attempts to place a latex covering over the male's penis, human then gets shredded by cat claws. While human bleeds and whimpers from the pain, cats proceed to have unprotected sex and kittens arrive 9 or 10 weeks later.
No, really, this is a fantastic
OP, there is already a staggering number of cats in the world of all ages --- including kittens --- who are euthanized or who languish in cages at shelters for who knows how long. Not to mention all of the feral cats who, let's face it, the vast majority of the human race would prefer to not exist. And you think it's a good idea to deliberately bring MORE cats into the world? What makes your cats so damn special where breeding them will help to better the breed?
And regarding your "irritable without sex" remark --- get real. Stop attaching human emotions and concerns to cats. Cats aren't driven to mate by the desire for pleasure. They're driven to mate solely by instinct. The complete sexual act lasts only a few seconds. As a matter of fact, sex is believed to be quite painful for the female, particularly during withdrawal due to the barbs on the penis. That is why the female cries out during this part. Trust me, she's not doing an impression of Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally