You probably don't believe me, but I have a great deal of evidence:
1. In the evenings, she picks a position where she can watch me. She lays there all evening staring at me without blinking. I think that she is reading my mind.
2. Once she reads my mind to find out what would most annoy me, she does exactly that...it is like experimenting on a rat in a maze
3. She isn't quite comfortable in her feline body - she is very klutzy
4. She can eat things that makes our "normal" cat ill, but stuff that our "normal" cat loves, makes Darcy ill
5. She doesn't know the language. She can't say meow, she says ow
6. She always knows where the scatmat is - even if she can't possibly see it
See, she really is an alien. How many of you have cats that are really aliens?
1. In the evenings, she picks a position where she can watch me. She lays there all evening staring at me without blinking. I think that she is reading my mind.
2. Once she reads my mind to find out what would most annoy me, she does exactly that...it is like experimenting on a rat in a maze
3. She isn't quite comfortable in her feline body - she is very klutzy
4. She can eat things that makes our "normal" cat ill, but stuff that our "normal" cat loves, makes Darcy ill
5. She doesn't know the language. She can't say meow, she says ow
6. She always knows where the scatmat is - even if she can't possibly see it
See, she really is an alien. How many of you have cats that are really aliens?
