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This is sad.

post #1 of 16
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed.


She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.



She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.



He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.



"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from
his coffee.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating, and you were only
16?" he asks solemnly.



"Yes, I do," she replies.



The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.



"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
making love?"



"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.



The husband continued.

"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either
you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years?"



"I remember that, too" she replied softly.



He wiped another tear from his cheek and said:





"I would have been out today."
post #2 of 16
Sorrry.......but I had to laugh.....some days.....lol!!
post #3 of 16
....... Yeah, that's funny
post #4 of 16
post #5 of 16
Snort, snicker snort
post #6 of 16
I don't get it - is it supposed to be sad or was that sarcastic?
post #7 of 16
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Originally Posted by Renovia View Post
I don't get it - is it supposed to be sad or was that sarcastic?
I think what he's saying is he would have been out of jail and a free man instead of being married
post #8 of 16
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Originally Posted by Rosiemac View Post
I think what he's saying is he would have been out of jail and a free man instead of being married
post #9 of 16
That was so funny!
post #10 of 16


LOL!
post #11 of 16
lol that was funny!
post #12 of 16
I guess that makes it funny :scratchhead:
post #13 of 16
LOL oh man i was just waiting for ht punchline... hahaha
post #14 of 16
That's precious
post #15 of 16
jail or marriage, lol both about the same thing.
post #16 of 16
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