A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one
> day
> by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
>
> As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
>
> The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
> beast
> out and headed home.
>
> Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
>
> He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat
>
> him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
>
> left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he
> reached
> what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat
> there.
>
> Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
>
> "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
>
> Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that S*B on the phone, I'm
> lost and need directions!"
> day
> by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
>
> As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
>
> The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
> beast
> out and headed home.
>
> Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
>
> He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat
>
> him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
>
> left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he
> reached
> what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat
> there.
>
> Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
>
> "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
>
> Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that S*B on the phone, I'm
> lost and need directions!"
