The Six Truths Of Life.

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.



2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.


3. The first truth is a lie.


4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.


6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or
occasionally wet yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

So funny!

And I didn't try it either, tempting as it were!

Wow, thats funny. I was running my tongue across my teeth as I read the second one.

i'm an idiot LOL

I didn't think the first one was true but I had to verify... I don't think that makes me an idiot.

Thanks for sharing that! Loved it! That was great!

Originally Posted by luvmycat1

Wow, thats funny. I was running my tongue across my teeth as I read the second one.

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ahahahaha!! I didn't need to lick my own teeth - one, I know I can, and two, my mouth is full of chocolate anyway!!

I think I'm going to be bursting out in silly chuckles for the rest of the afternoon after that

I can't touch all of my teeth - all my wisdom teeth were taken out.

Originally Posted by Kiwideus

I can't touch all of my teeth - all my wisdom teeth were taken out.

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Exactly. I still have my wisdom teeth (but I am going to have them removed soon) but I can't touch all of my teeth either because I don't have any baby teeth

Ok, I`m an idiot but I don`t lick widows or pee my pants or take the 'special' bus.....YET!

Only a matter of time jaffacake

Originally Posted by luvmycat1

Wow, thats funny. I was running my tongue across my teeth as I read the second one.

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glad to see i'm not the only one

That made me cry...I'm an idiot

J/K

Originally Posted by luvmycat1

Wow, thats funny. I was running my tongue across my teeth as I read the second one.

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Originally Posted by LilleKat

ahahahaha!! I didn't need to lick my own teeth - one, I know I can, and two, my mouth is full of chocolate anyway!!

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Ok, I'm an idiot too I gotta forward it