Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their three kittens. He had the kittens sitting in a row, and he was preaching to them.
She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the kittens in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! Those kittens are afraid of water!"
Johnny looked at her and said . . . "They should have thought about that before they joined my church."
i love this joke, reminds me of my future ex brother in law, the year he and my sister got married he desided to try to bath my moms meezer and her kittens. Ended up like a bloodbath, poor stevo looked like he got in a fight with a weedwhacker!
She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the kittens in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! Those kittens are afraid of water!"
Johnny looked at her and said . . . "They should have thought about that before they joined my church."
i love this joke, reminds me of my future ex brother in law, the year he and my sister got married he desided to try to bath my moms meezer and her kittens. Ended up like a bloodbath, poor stevo looked like he got in a fight with a weedwhacker!
