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I'm off to watch the movie One Hour Photo. Here's a chuckle that was recently sent to me by email.

Have a good night everyone!


Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
By Dave Fore

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.thecatsite.com.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

that sounds about right! i think if the cat is logging onto tcs, they are probably making sure we dont say anything embarrassing about them!

yes, but what are they saying about us???!!!!!!!

My mom is a bumbling idiot!
She sits at this contraption, for hours at a time, drinking tea. She won't share any of the tea with me, til she's almost done and she tells me not to jump on her because I might get burnt. She lets me lap out the last little bit of the tea from the cup, but darnnit, I can't always get my head in those things! Sooo, I logged on today while she was out, wondering what this addiction to some site called "The Cat Site" was, and if they forced her to sit here and drink tea. I noticed that she said mostly good things about me, but there was no extreme "SOCKS IS A GODDESS" banners on this site. This upset me, so I made sure to bite her ankle good and well when she got home! Alas, I have sent her to the grocery to get me some tuna treats. She brought home chicken ones the other day, so I had to loudly inform her that this simply will not do! I wondered if this TCS thing had been forcing her to be so forgetful, for she knows I detest chicken!

I must go now. I read a post that hinted at a vet trip, and you know that I simply cannot stay within her reach at a time like this. I think I will go give my toys a bath in the waterbowl.

Have a lovely Monday at work, while I am lying around doing nothing.

Love
Socks.

good one!

that is so funny!

enjoy the movie!!

Socks - I know what you mean!!! My parents take green tea to bed with them, and sometimes they don't finish all the tea. I simply tip over the cups!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Try that one. They've started using cups that have lids now - but there's still that little hole. It actually makes it easier to drink from, because the tea isn't spilled onto the floor where the carpet soaks it up. It drips out slowly, so I can actually drink some! YAY!

There weren't any SHELDON IS A GOD banners anywhere, either. And I saw some of the pics she posted - not the most flattering in the world, and I'm a handsome guy! What's wrong with these people? I ignored them for a while, and pretended I was sleeping when I wasn't. Silly people! Hey - send those chicken treats over here - I love 'em.

Hope you manage to escape that trip to the Vets. I saw they're planning one for me - I gotta go too! I'll be napping in my hidey-place where they can't reach me.



Have a great day!

Shelly

sockiesmom and laurie - thanks for the laughs!

Hi Peedoodle! Been thinking about you. Hey - I've got a question for ya. What's up with your mom and pigs? Doesn't it bother you? I know she loves you right up a wall, but come on! How can a pig compete with your handsome self? They don't even have any hair to pet! My mom thinks pigs are cute, too. What is with that? You can't brush them, they're not cuddly because they're so big. I mean - how do you expect to get a pig in a crate? HE HE HE HE HE! I'd love to see that one! That'll be payday for mom, won't it? When she's got to take the pig to the Vet? HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Kitten kisses & my best wishes to Kahu (BTW - you ever going to teach him to type?),

Spooky

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