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Just a couple jokes.

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2 Canadian Guys

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob, are up on a roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind blows down their ladder. "I have an idea" says Mike. "I'll throw you down there and then you can put the ladder back up". "What, do you think I'm stupid?" says Rob. "I have a better idea. How about I shine my flashlight down there and you can climb down the beam of light." "What, do you think I'm stupid?" replies Mike. "You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway down."

Take Off

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.

Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers left and right as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start up and the plane starts moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and that the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!

Better Grades

A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
post #2 of 8
hehe LOL!

post #3 of 8
We really liked the second one, especially since my boyfriend is blind!!!

He is always offering to drive my car ... uh, no thanks!
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I'll admit it took me a second to get the pilot one
post #5 of 8
Thanks for the laugh! I loved the first two!! Funny!!
post #6 of 8
lol - funny
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Originally Posted by katiemae1277 View Post

I'll admit it took me a second to get the pilot one
Me too!
post #8 of 8
Those are great!
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