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liza24

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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men S u c k
12. Pack My Stuff



and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect
 

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Im a guy, and those are frickin hilarious! Pass my shotgun is the best.

I sometimes go into a pizza restaurant and order a "PMS Pizza". When the guy looks at me funny, i say "whats wrong, pepperoni, mushroom and sausage. Now chop chop!"
 

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Originally Posted by zao_cat

Hehehe!
That would be a cool T-shirt.
I have a T-shirt that's similar - it's says:

"I have PMS & ESP: that makes me a
who knows everything!"


Another favorite of mine says:

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdown
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with men?


Sorry, Guys!


~KK~
 

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Originally Posted by KittKatt

Another favorite of mine says:

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdown
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with men?


Sorry, Guys!


~KK~
yeh, i've heard that one before. very true indeed
 
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