would this conversation scare you

lol id have been changed to protect...... well me.
wife: need to cook my aunt now dear
wife: brb
wife: i will buy some things first near here
ME: you cook your aunt?
wife: yes
wife: i will cook you too
wife: just need the things like garlic & union
ME: dear she is old to touch to eat. i am sure i still have to much fat to be good eating.
wife: sometimes i dont have stuff for cooking

eheh coupel of min later, i get
wife: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wife: nooooo
ME: see i told you, you still have head hunting in your blood

Thanks for making my night!!!

Either someone doesn't have a good command of the English language or we are looking at a cannibal couple????

english is not the wife native language,
but normaly she is better at it then i am, (well of i know i suck at writing and i was born here)


oh yea, i added that to the top aslo hehe

ahhh I see - I'm sure then some of your other conversations must be pretty interesting

yea, but normaly only when she super sleeply, For her right now its morning and she just woke up .

So....I'm just curious. What was she planning on cooking, if it wasn't her aunt?

well you know she is back in indo until march, so it has to be some really, exotic food something we dont know of

errr, just Potato soup

Sounds like some of the convos I have with my mom

Best is when she forgets what she was going to say, right in the middle of saying it.
The last time she did that, there was a pregnant pause, to which I said, Hello? You still there?
Mom says yeah, I just ran out of words

Originally Posted by theimp98

well you know she is back in indo until march, so it has to be some really, exotic food something we dont know of

errr, just Potato soup

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Potato....Aunt....yeah, I can see how she got them confused. What would scare me is the "I will cook you" comment.

Ummm, when she comes back in March, make sure she has a LOT of coffee to wake her up before you start talking about dinner!

Honestly, that is too cute!

Hmm... don't I remember something about your wife threatening to cook the cats? Or something like that?

Originally Posted by SwampWitch

Hmm... don't I remember something about your wife threatening to cook the cats? Or something like that?

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that was me, first trip to indo, i noticed that most of there cats have short and no tails all. so i asked if they where used to make cat tail soup or someting.

hmm lets just say that did not go over well

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house sometime, Imp!

~KK~

I don't think it would scare me..... my mother used to threaten to cook me all the time!! I told her that she could go ahead and I would just be all tough and stringy out of spite but then again, she also used to threaten to rip my arms off and beat me to death with the soggy ends, to rip my head off and spit in my neck.... and every time I fell and scraped a knee and made a huge deal out of it, she used to draw a dotted line around my leg with a marker and tell me to "wait right there and I'll get the scizzors, you don't need that leg, do you?" By the time she came back, I was gone and my leg was miraculously healed!

We had an odd relationship..... we still do!! We're very close and our sense of humour can be a little twisted

So no..... I'd not be scared, but only because I'm me!

I would be too busy either laughing or doing what you did to be scared.