From the friend who knows you like cats

I know this is funny/bizzar but I almost fell off my chair laughing... do not try this at home.
Toilet Cleaning Instructions :



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and
add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.



2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.



3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in
the toilet and close both lids.



You may need to stand on the
lid.



4. The cat will self agitate and make ample
suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying
this.



5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
'power-wash' and rinse'.



6. Have someone open the front door of your
home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front
door.



7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you
can, and quickly lift both lids.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.



9. Both the commode and the cat will be
sparkling clean.



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Sincerely,

The Dog

That's hysterical!

OMG that is to funny

That's about the only kind of bath I might be brave enough to try...but it'd be my luck she run and lay in the litter box instead of going outside!

Dang, I wish I would have read this before I cleaned the toilet myself today!!!

OMG! That is just too funny

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

3.The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

5. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

8. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

whoops! I didn't know this was already posted. Sorry. It's really funny though!

You know I posted this one a couple of years ago, and it was removed because apparently it wasn't funny. I seem to recall the reason "animal cruelty" cropping up - geez did the mods have no sense of humour back then (seriously guys I love you to death) But I still think it's hysterical.